Tall, hairy escort poses against a boat in Minnesota wearing a black bikini with her hairy armpits on full display.

RATES

Just a Taste

1.5 hours | 750

2 hours | 1000

Quality

Enough time for a meal or an adventure and whatever else it is that two creative and voracious people come up with when they put their ... minds together.

4 hours | 1500

6 hours | 2000

Chemistry

My theory: where there's chemistry, there's never enough time. If you'd like to help me test this theory, you know what to do next...

Up to 15 hours | 2500

24 hours | 3500

+ every additional 24 hours | 1500

FMTYs

If you'd like to make a bid for me and my company, all it takes is a 24 hour date, 25 % deposit, and cover my associated travel costs. It really is that easy.

24 hour minimum + travel